THE JOY OF
STORY
John M.
Daniel’s Blog
May 7, 2016
Howdy, fellow writers
and readers of stories of all sorts: short stories, novels, epic sagas,
limericks, risque jokes, movies, plays, folk songs—indeed, stories in any form,
so long as they make a point, entertain, and show the magic of language.
This week, I have some
things to say about dialogue. Dialogue is a near-necessity for good
storytelling. Dialogue is a great tool for character development. How a person
says something shows us a lot about what sort of person he or she is. Dialogue
is also an illustration of the relationship between two (or more) people. And
dialogue almost always enhances the plot of a story, because by the time the
characters stop talking, something will almost invariably have changed during
the conversation.
From what characters
say, and how they say it, the reader will usually learn about these people:
what they want, how they feel, whether they’re intelligent or dumb, good or
bad, glass-half-empty or glass-half-full.
So use dialogue. Lots of
dialogue. And give separate voices to your characters. Show, don’t tell. (How
often must we hear that rule? A lot, lest we forget.) And make your dialogue
real, not phony. If you can’t hear your characters when they’re having their
say, read your story out loud. Do the voices sound like people talking? Just in
case you’ve never noticed, people don’t always speak in full sentences. People
use contractions more often than not. Grammar isn’t as important as emotion.
Then there’s the matter
of the dialogue tags. The “he said,” the “she asked.” Elmore Leonard and
Raymond Carver showed us that tags aren’t always necessary, so don’t overuse
them if you don’t need them.
I have some pet peeves
when it comes to dialogue tags. Now for a bit of show, don’t tell, I’ll finish
this essay with a story:
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“YOU’RE
IT!” HE SAID TOUCHINGLY
Uses
and Abuses of Dialogue Tags
The Butler’s Revenge
He
hopped into the kitchen—obese, leathery, smelling like scum.
And
he’s like, “Take me to the Princess!”
I
shook my head, “Sorry. This ball is formal.”
“But
she promised I could sleep with her!” he croaked, angrily.
“Welcome
to the club,” I sympathized. That little
bitch.
I
picked him up and put him on a silver tray.
Said
I, schemingly, “I’ll present you.”
The
above story, a very short scene based on an old, archetypical fairy tale, needs
work in the area of dialogue tags. Let’s do the work together.
Line
2 has what I consider an abomination, a speech pattern perpetrated on the
English language by the young. Young people have been polluting our language
ever since I became an intolerant old fart. Substituting “he goes” for “he
said,” or “she’s all” for “she said,” or “I’m like” for “I said.” They make my
eardrums ache. Okay, okay, it happens and I should just get over it. But
consider the context here. This is no bus boy or scullery maid speaking here.
The narrator is the butler. The butler would not say, “And he’s like…”
For
that matter, there’s really no need for a dialogue tag in this line. The line
of dialogue might work a lot stronger without a tag.
Line
3 has a silent tag. The shaking of a head does not make a sound, unless perhaps
you’re wearing a hat with bells on it. Other often used (misused) silent tags are:
grinned, glowered, etc. The easiest way to fix this is to use a period instead
of a comma: “I shook my head. ‘Sorry…’”
On
the other hand, the tag’s unnecessary anyway. We know who’s talking, and the
word “Sorry” is all it takes to indicate refusal.
Line
4. We have an animal noise in a dialogue tag. Wait a minute. This animal tag,
“he croaked,” is used correctly, because it’s a croaking animal (a frog) doing
the talking. Okay, so that line’s okay. But in general, be careful of animal
tags. They tend to be cartoon writing: “He snarled,” “she purred,” “She
hissed,” “she chirped,” “she roared,” “he bellowed.” Use these sparingly, if at
all.
Line
5 has a highfalutin substitution for the word “said.” The longer, unnecessary
word “sympathized” isn’t really offensive, but it errs on the polysyllabic
side. Other highfalutin substitutions for “said” include “She opined,” “he
articulated,” and “I improvised.”
Besides,
“sympathized” is unnecessary. “Welcome to the club” says it all.
Line
7 contains the dreaded LY adverb modifying the word “said.” “Schemingly,” which
my spellchecker doesn’t even recognize, is unnecessary and therefore offensive.
“‘I hate you!’ she shouted angrily” is an obvious example. These LY adverbs are
noxious weeds. Get rid of them. If you think need to modify “said” with an
adverb, then your line of dialogue needs to be written stronger.
And
while I’m on Line 7, let me point out that the double reverse order of words,
“said I” instead of “I said,” and putting the tag before the line of dialogue
makes this line sound artificial and coy. Not that you can’t get away with
reversing word order sometimes, but be careful and make sure you aren’t just
being cute.
Now
I’ll rewrite the story using the lessons we just went through. I think it will
work a lot better. You be the judge:
The Butler’s Revenge
He
hopped into the kitchen—obese, leathery, smelling like scum.
“Take
me to the Princess!”
“Sorry,”
I said. “This ball is formal.”
“But
she promised I could sleep with her!” he croaked.
"Welcome
to the club." That little bitch.
I
picked him up and put him on a silver tray.
“I’ll
present you,” I said.
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Calling
all published authors—
I feature a guest author
the third Saturday (and week following) of each month. If you’re interested in
posting an essay on my blog—it’s also a chance to promote a published
book—email me directly at jmd@danielpublishing.com.
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Call for submissions: Your 99-Word Stories
The deadline for June’s 99-word story
submissions is June first. The stories will appear on my blog post for June 11
and remain there for one week.
note: this 99-word story feature is a game, not a contest.
Obey the rules and I’ll include your story. I may edit the story to make it
stronger, and it’s understood that you will submit to my editing willingly.
That’s an unwritten rule.
Rules for the 99-word
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1. Your story must be 99 words long, exactly.
2. One story per writer, per month.
3. The story must be a story. That means it needs plot
(something or somebody has to change), characters, and conflict.
4. The story must be inspired by the prompt I assign.
5. The deadline: the first of the month. Stories will appear on
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6. I will copy edit the story. The author of the story retains
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7. Email me your story (in the body of your email, or as a Word
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THIS MONTH’S PROMPT FOR NEXT MONTH’S 99-WORD STORY: Write a
story containing or inspired by this sentence: “I came home to a place I’d
never been before.”
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Wow. This was a long
post. I apologize for spouting off at such length. I must have felt strongly
about dialogue. As a matter of fact, yes. Join me next week, and you’ll get to
read some good 99-word stories. Till then, enjoy stories wherever you find
them!
