For this month’s invitational
99-word story collection, I asked writers to send me stories with the following
title or first line: “I
promised my parents I would never tell this to anyone.”
Here are this month’s stories, and a fine bunch of family
secrets they are.
I PROMISED MY MOTHER I WOULD NEVER TELL
THIS TO ANYONE
by June Kosier
My father’s
dog, Kap, got loose on Thanksgiving Day while Dad was out. Kap later came home
with a fully cooked turkey and had the best meal he ever had.
Mom swore me to
secrecy. Dad would be upset if he knew Kap had gotten away, and the neighbors
would be furious that they would not have a Thanksgiving turkey.
Forty years
later, when my father was dying, we spent an afternoon reminiscing. I confessed
to him the secret I had about Kap. He laughed his head off and could not
believe I could keep a secret for that long.
•••
ADIOS, JAREQUY
By Anne
Schroeder
I promised my
parents I would never tell this to anyone. But I lied. Not lied, exactly; I’m a
sanguine, and the world is entitled to my business. In fact, I insist on it.
“Sheepherders
came this morning,” Dad remarked at breakfast. “You girls leave those Basque
boys be.”
Boys?
Jareguy’s
weathered gypsy wagon smelled of sweat and mutton. A jug of table red, one
bowl, no cup. Banked embers in the cook stove illuminated the cot.
“Hello.”
“Ya,” he
blushed.
No English. We
smiled a lot.
Afterwards, I
stepped into the sunlight and my father’s frown.
Baa-baa, sheep.
•••
UNCLE ALFIE
By Jerry Giammatteo
I promised my parents I would never tell this to anyone. Until now.
Uncle Alfie is an alcoholic.
When we were kids, he was always boisterous at family barbecues and
functions. He made us kids laugh, but our parents seemed uncomfortable. He was
hilarious. We loved him. Alfie would join our waffle ball games and hit the
ball a mile, though he could hardly stand. He was a happy drinker.…
Recently, I was at the mall and heard my name called. It was Uncle
Alfie. He told me proudly he hadn’t had a drink in years.
He looked great.
•••
A MODERN
FAMILY
by Christine
Viscuso
“I promised
my parents I would never tell this to anyone,” Zoe whispered to her best
friend, Zu Zu.
Zu Zu
jumped on Zoe’s bed. “Tell me. I’m all ears. I’ll keep your secret.”
“After my
birth, my mom decided she was better off a man and my dad decided he should have
been a woman. They went to Europe to have surgeries. Now I call Mom ‘Dad’’ and
Dad ‘Mom.’“
Zu Zu, upon
leaving Zoe’s, retrieved her iPhone and pressed her second best friend Amelia’s
number.
Amelia
barely said hello when Zu Zu blurted, “Don’t tell anyone, but…”
Note: Christine Viscuso has another story at the
end of this post.
•••
LOVE LETTERS
by
Jill Evans
I promised
my parents I would never tell this to anyone, but one year they had a fight.
They were so angry that no amount of talking could bring them back together.
At the time,
I was writing for Hallmark. Separately, each came to me asking if I would
compose a poem expressing sorrow and asking forgiveness. I did, and the next
day they were in love again.
Neither parent discovered the source of the letter, but to this day
their affection for each other has endured. They’ll celebrate their 50th
wedding anniversary on, of all days, Valentine’s Day.
•••
I
PROMISED MY PARENTS I WOULD NEVER TELL THIS TO ANYONE
It was
the mid-1930s and Dad was driving a cab and Mom was taking care of two young
children. On the Sabbath, they shared half of a chicken and soup made with old
carrots and wilted celery. Other nights, they ate eggs or noodles with butter.
They knew they couldn’t go on like this.
They
applied for public assistance. No one was ever to know the shame they felt. Dad
came home at three a.m., and while ashamed, he knew his family was being
provided for.
When I
was born, dad’s full-time job enabled them to be self-sufficient.
•••
Attention all
writers—
Next month’s prompt: Make up a story about a fight or argument that
changed or threatened to end your relationship with your best friend. (Notice I
said “Make up a story.” Use your imagination.)
Here are the
rules:
1. Your story
must be 99 words long, exactly.
2. One story
per writer, per month.
3. The story
must be a story. That means it needs plot, characters, and conflict.
4. The
deadline: the first of the month.
•••
Coda: The following story arrived too late to include last
month, owing to a cyberglitch.
HOW TO GET
RID OF CLUTTER WITHOUT REALLY TRYING
by
Christine Viscuso
“They’re
gone!”
“Wha’dya
mean, Lettie?”
“Harry, all
my books are gone. Stolen!”
“Officer
Sherlock Lepage here; what seems to be the problem?”
“I’m Harry
Booker and this is my wife, Lettie. We’ve been robbed.”
“What is
missing?”
“All three
thousand of my books are gone.”
“Calm down,
Mrs. Booker.”
“Yeh,
Lettie. They’re just books.”
“They also
stole your entire Tommy Bahama shirt collection.”
“The cads.
Officer, I demand you track down these terrible miscreants.”
“And they
took all my stuffed dogs. The beasts left a book behind which isn’t mine, however.
It’s a book on how to avoid clutter.”