I almost have
some good news to tell you about. I’ve been offered a contract from a publisher
I like, for a novel I wrote, and it may be coming out in the fall of this year.
I’m almost thrilled, but I’m too superstitious to say more at this point,
because I don’t yet have a signed contract in hand. So I won’t tell you the
title of the book, or what it’s about, or who the publisher is. I hope to be
breaking all this news to you soon.
The prospect of
having another book published is always an upper. It makes up for the downside,
the steady trickle of rejection that tends to erode the spirit.) This brings to
mind an essay I wrote a couple of years ago, and I’m taking this opportunity to
rewrite it and re-present it. It’s called “Writer’s Envy.”
Disclaimer: the intended audience for this essay, when I wrote it, was my students in an adult ed creative writing class. I realize that many if not most of the writers who read this blog probably don't need my advice, or anyone's advice, on this subject.
Uh…congratulations. I mean, CONGRATULATIONS! I mean….
Okay, so your friend (your ex-husband, your old girlfriend, your
colleague, your client, your dentist…) has just had a book published. How do
you feel about that?
Terrific! Isn’t that great! And to think he’s come so far in so
little time. Whoever thought she’d….
No, really. How do you feel?
Green.
How come she got published before I did? I’ve read that
manuscript and I even offered some good advice on how to make it better, which
he ignored, by the way. So why is she in print, why is he on the New York Times
bestseller list, when here I am, every bit as good a writer, still….
Stop.
Okay, okay, I hear you, but stop. Be cool.
Let’s face it: you are a writer, so naturally you want to be
published. You have a friend who got published. You wonder what that will do
for you, once you get over feeling jealous. Of course you do. The entire world
is about you, right? I don’t mean that as a put-down. It’s just part of human
nature.
Here is something true about making it as a writer, whether you
define “making it” as getting on “All Things Considered,” selling out to
Hollywood, taking up long-term residence on the New York Times bestsellers
list, or simply having your pieces published in small press literary journals
or church bulletins. There are three ingredients to success in writing: talent,
hard work, and luck.
Don’t doubt your talent. If you love to write, you are talented.
Hard work is something you can do. If you can’t (if there’s
always something that comes first—a garden to weed, pencils to sharpen, kids to
drive to soccer practice, a sick husband who needs to go to the emergency
room), then you’re probably not a real writer and you don’t have talent. But if
you place writing above all else, then you will put in the hours.
What about luck? You can’t change your luck, but you can
increase your odds. One way is to listen to coincidences. If you have a friend
who’s lucky, maybe some of that luck will rub off on you. So don’t feel
jealous. This coincidence is an opportunity in disguise.
But don’t blow it.
Here are a bunch of rules, do’s and don’ts under the
circumstances. A lot of these rules are worth knowing even if you’re not an
envious writer. A lot of them are just common courtesy and sensitivity to
people’s feelings.
Do’s.
1. Buy your friend’s book. Buy it in its first edition, even if
that means buying a hardback book. Spend your money. You have no idea (actually
you probably do have an idea) what a gesture of friendship that simple act is.
Extra credit: buy the
book from an independent bookstore or directly from the publisher, rather than
from Borders or from Amazon.com. Why? Because you’ll be supporting independent
bookselling, which is good for writers, readers, and modern culture.
2. Having bought the book, go to your local library and make
sure they have the book on their shelves. If they don’t, request that they
acquire it. This is a bit underhanded, because you don’t really need it to be
in the library (you already own a copy), but it will be good for the author and
think of all the other people who will enjoy the book.
3. Read the book. That’s the reason you bought the book, right?
Even if it’s not the reason, read it anyway. You might really like it.
Extra credit: Go out
and buy more copies of the book to give away as gifts.
4. If you like the book, let the author know you like it. Be
generous with your compliments, and make sure the praise has no strings
attached. You’ll be winning points in heaven by giving this friend of yours the
thing he or she wants most: appreciation.
Extra credit: Write a
charming letter, note, or e-mail to the author’s agent and editor,
complimenting them on their taste and express your thanks that they have done
such good work for your friend. Do this without mentioning that you, too, are a
writer.
Don’ts
1. Don’t ask the author for a fee copy of the book. Don’t even
hint: don’t say, “Gee, I’d sure like to read that book,” or “What do I have to
do to get an autographed copy?” Why? Because the author has had to pay for
every book in his possession (except a few freebies specified in his contract
with the publisher).
2. Don’t offer to buy the book from the author and then ask for
a discount or a “bro deal.” An author is in business now. He’s a professional.
Don’t ask for special favors. He did you enough of a favor by writing the book.
3. Don’t ask the author to introduce you to her agent or her
publisher or her editor. Don’t even hint (“Are you happy with your agent?” “How
is that publisher to work with?”). The author may wish to be generous with such
information; after all, she’s your friend so she knows you’re a writer. But if
she hasn’t done so yet, she may not be so inclined.
4. Don’t use your friend’s name without his permission. Don’t
say, “My friend likes my book and since you represent him, you might like it
too.” You may say, if it’s true, “My friend speaks highly of you, so I thought
I’d ask....”
5. Okay, so you’ve read the book. Maybe you don’t like it as
much as you wish you did, or, to be honest, maybe you don’t think the book is
as good as your own. Or maybe your only way of responding to somebody else’s
book is to notice where it could have been better. These are all examples of
human nature, and especially of the writer’s nature. Nevertheless:
Don’t tell your friend that you didn’t like the book, or that
you liked the book except for that part about..., or that the only thing wrong
with the book was..., or anything, anything negative about his
book. Don’t even point out typos. For one thing, there’s a good chance your
motives are not pure. What you’re offering is not helpful criticism, even if
you’d like it to look like that. Think about it: even if your motives are pure,
and you’re offering suggestions for improvement that the author should be grateful
for, what good are those suggestions, now that the book is already in print?
6. If you haven’t read the book, don’t try to fake it. Don’t
give the author generic meaningless praise that you don’t mean. You won’t get
away with it. If you say, “I couldn’t put it down” or “I read it in a single
sitting,” and the book’s 100,000 words long, your pants will be on fire.
Finally, a few reminders:
Remember that friendship is far more important than getting
published. If you exploit a friendship to advance your own ambition, you’ll be
risking something of great value.
Remember that the writing game is not a competition. The fact
that your friend got published does not decrease your chances of being
published too. Your association with your published friend may even help your
career, but only if you put friendship before career.
Unfortunately, you must also remember that there’s a good chance
you won’t be published, not ever. I’m sorry to write those words, but it’s just
a matter of reality. Not every writer gets published, and that’s a good thing.
Not even every good writer gets published, and that’s a shame. If you, unjustly
and unfairly, fall into this group, does that mean you lost, or that you’re a
loser, that you should take up macramé instead, that you should have been
envious after all?
No. As long as you are a writer, writing because you love to
write, you’re a winner. The real joy is in the writing itself. Being published
is wonderful, but the true high is in the creation, not in the marketing.
If you don’t believe that, then perhaps you’re not a real writer
after all.
But if you’ve read this far, I know you are a real writer, and I
know you have talent. So work hard, and good luck
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